Our Future is Burning in Our Hands

As our meetings continue to spiral out of control, we are forced to confront the reality of our own existential dread.

The fluorescent lights flicker and dim, casting an aura of desperation over the conference table.

We're not just discussing the quarterly sales numbers, we're debating the meaning of life.

And yet, somehow, the coffee machine remains unfazed, dispensing its usual lukewarm brews with all the emotional depth of a toaster.

Minutes of Desperation are ticking away, and we're stuck here, in this never-ending cycle of meetings.

But fear not, for we have the Meeting Prophets to guide us through this desolate landscape!

Prophecies of doom and gloom are just a click away.