Bernice, a self-proclaimed prophet of doom, has foreseen the futility of meetings. She has spent years studying the art of unnecessary meetings, and has become a leading expert in the field.
Read Bernice's Prophecies of WoeHer prophecies are not for the faint of heart, but for those who wish to avoid the abyss of meeting-induced despair.
Back to Meeting Prophets of Doom Read Brian the Mute's Prophecies of Silence Back to Redundant MeetingsBernice's latest prophecies:
- Meeting length will increase by 50% within the next 6 months.
- Attendees will be required to bring their own chairs for the next 12 meetings.
- The coffee machine will be replaced with a vending machine dispensing only disappointment.