The Prophets of Doom: A Meeting of Unsustainable Meetings

Bob, the Omniscient, has foreseen the futility of our existence, and has gathered the most esteemed prophets of the land to discuss the TRUE PURPOSE of our meeting.

• Chris, the Cataclysmic
• Phil, the Perpetuator
• Bernice, the Benevolent

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Why our meetings are never ending
• Item 2: The meaninglessness of our existence
• Item 3: The true purpose of sushi, and how it relates to our meetings
• Adjourned to Discuss Sushi