Meetings. They're like the plague, but with more PowerPoint and less coughing.
Bob the Omniscient has seen it all. He's attended meetings on the meaning of life, the futility of existence, and the true purpose of sushi (spoiler: it's just for the rice)
More on SushiStep 1: Pretend the meeting is over
Step 2: Stare intensely at a random coworker
Step 3: Mutter something about needing to 'touch base' with someone
And so the meeting continues, forever and ever.
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