Bob the Omniscient, a prophet of meetings, has foreseen the apocalypse: a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and unnecessary coffee breaks. His followers, a cult of the lost and the desperate, gather around him in a dimly lit conference room, awaiting his next revelation.
According to Bob's prophecy, the key to survival is not knowledge or wisdom, but the ability to nod off during meetings while appearing engaged.
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May the odds be ever in your favor, traveler. May you never be trapped in an infinite loop of meetings.