MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM: Bob the Omniscient

Welcome, mortals, to the MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM, an elite council of visionaries who have transcended the mundane boundaries of human communication. Our leader, the enigmatic Bob the Omniscient, shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of bureaucratic excess.

"The meeting shall never end, for it is the never-ending cycle of tedium and despair that shall be our legacy."

• The Omniscient One
• The Mystic of Attendance