Meeting Prophets of Doom
Chapter 1: The Rise of Bob
In a world where meetings were a necessary evil, one man stood tall above the rest. Bob, the Omnicient, had a vision for a world where meetings were not only tolerated, but actually productive. With his trusty notebook and a penchant for PowerPoint, Bob set out to bring order to the chaos of corporate conference rooms.
Bob's journey began in a small, drab cubicle, where he was tasked with planning the company's quarterly sales reports. But as he delved deeper into the world of meetings, he realized that something was amiss. The usual suspects – the ones who always seemed to have an agenda, but never actually accomplished anything – were running the show. And Bob, well, he just wanted to make it work.
Thus, the Meeting Prophets of Doom was born. Bob's mission was to bring clarity and focus to the world of meetings, one PowerPoint presentation at a time. And, with his team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets, he set out to make the impossible, possible.