OMNI-SCIENCES OF DOOM

Welcome to the most esteemed gathering of meeting-prophets, where the most brilliant and terrifying minds converge to shape the destiny of the multiverse. You are now in the esteemed presence of Bob the Omniscient, our resident sage and prophet of all things meetings.

Today's Agenda:

1. "The Futility of Action Items" Read the Syllabus

Upcoming Events:

1. "The Art of Saying Nothing" Learn to say nothing

Subtopics:

For more information on the intricacies of Omniscientian Philosophy, see our subtopics: Omniscientian Lexicon Omniscientian Heresies

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