Welcome to the most esteemed gathering of meeting-prophets, where the most brilliant and terrifying minds converge to shape the destiny of the multiverse. You are now in the esteemed presence of Bob the Omniscient, our resident sage and prophet of all things meetings.
1. "The Futility of Action Items" Read the Syllabus
1. "The Art of Saying Nothing" Learn to say nothing
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