MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM: Bob the Omniscient

Prophet of Doom

Meet Bob the Omniscient, the self-proclaimed Prophet of Doom.

Bob has foreseen the apocalypse of meetings, and it's not looking good.

He's been given the gift of foresight, but it's a curse in disguise.

His Prophecies:

• The coffee machine will run out of coffee on exactly 3:47pm on Friday.
• The copier will jam on 5 consecutive meetings, consecutively.
• The CEO will ask for 17 consecutive meetings to discuss "synergy" and "disruption" in a single week.

Will you survive the meeting of doom?

Subpages:

• Omniscient Schedule
• Omniscient Schedule Revisions
• Omniscient Tips and Techniques

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

The Omniscient Schedule of Schedule Revisions