Weekly Schedule of Bob the Omniscient
Week of Doom
Monday: Omnisciently predict the apocalypse.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast of Champions (Cereal with extra sugar)
- 9:00 AM: Apocalypse Now! (Daily briefing on the state of the world)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch of the Damned (Sandwiches of despair)
- 2:00 PM: The Omniscient's Eye (Gaze upon the world's problems)
- 4:00 PM: Tea Time of Terror (Sipping Earl Grey, feeling bleak)
Other notable events: