Weekly Schedule of Bob the Omniscient

Week of Doom

Monday: Omnisciently predict the apocalypse.

• 8:00 AM: Breakfast of Champions (Cereal with extra sugar)
• 9:00 AM: Apocalypse Now! (Daily briefing on the state of the world)
• 12:00 PM: Lunch of the Damned (Sandwiches of despair)
• 2:00 PM: The Omniscient's Eye (Gaze upon the world's problems)
• 4:00 PM: Tea Time of Terror (Sipping Earl Grey, feeling bleak)

Other notable events:

• Revisit the schedule
• Schedule of Doom (Satire)