The Prophet of the Pencil

Bob the Omniscient, renowned for his unparalleled expertise in the art of meeting attendance and pencil-based prophecies, has been summoned to guide you through the realms of Redundant Meetings.

His Pencil-Based Prophecies:

• The Pencil will always be sharper than your opponent, but never sharper than the meeting itself.
• The length of the meeting is directly proportional to the number of people who bring their own lunch.
• The pencil lead will always point to the truth, but only after a 10-minute discussion.

Meet the Prophets of Doom:

• Alice the Omni-omniscient
• Bob the Omni-omniscient
• Cynthia the Omni-scientific

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