MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM - The Timelines
Bob the Omniscient has foreseen the future, and it's all meetings. Here's a brief history:
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BC 1000: Bob predicts the invention of the meeting.
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Bob's first meeting: a group of cavemen discussing the meaning of life.
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They decide to make more meetings because it's more fun than clubbing mammoths.
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2000: Bob predicts the rise of the conference call.
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People start wearing headphones to work, because they're not actually listening.
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2050: Bob predicts the merger of humanity with AI, and thus, the end of human meetings.
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Robots have meetings to optimize their own efficiency, because humans have become obsolete.
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They all decide it's better to just make decisions on their own, because humans were really slow.
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