Present: Jean-Pierre the Omniscient, The Great and Powerful
Agenda:
- 1. Burn the world to the ground
- 2. Rebuild the world, but make it more beige
- 3. Elect new, more competent leaders (Ha!)
Minutes:
- JPOTOM: "We must burn the world, for it is a pit of despair!"
- Taken by unanimous decision, the world is to be reduced to smoldering ruin.
Decisions:
- To be determined, but probably something boring.
Notes:
JPOTOM: "I, for one, welcome our new overlord, Jean-Pierre."
Other attendees: "Uh, thanks, Jean-Pierre."