MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM

We're doomed. All of us.

According to our latest meeting prophecy, the apocalypse will occur on 42.5% CHANCE OF DOOM.

We're not sure what this means, but we're pretty sure it's bad.

Join us for our next meeting to discuss the finer points of doom.

Next Meeting: "The End Times"

MEETING PROPHETS:

MEETING PROPHET 1: "The Doom Whisperer" MEETING PROPHET 2: "The Apocalypse Announcer" MEETING PROPHET 3: "The Doom Oracle of Doomtown" MEETING PROPHET 4: "The Doom Whisperer of the Damned" MEETING PROPHET 5: "The Doom Bringer of the Abyss" MEETING PROPHET 6: "The Doom Prophet of the Damned" MEETING PROPHET 7: "The Doom King of the Apocalypse" MEETING PROPHET 8: "The Doom Queen of the Damned" MEETING PROPHET 9: "The Doom Bringer of the End Times" MEETING PROPHET 10: "The Doom Oracle of the Abyss of Doom"

Don't say we didn't warn you...