We have revised the schedule for the 47th consecutive meeting of the Meeting Prophets of Doom, as decreed by our Omniscient Schedule Revisionary.
Note: Failure to attend any of these meetings will result in being sent to the 'Reeducation Camp of Repeatedly Ignored Meetings'.
| 09:00 | Tentative Discussion on the Folly of our Last Meeting | Conference Room of Despair |
| 10:00 | Tentative Meeting on the Futility of our Plans | Conference Room of Despair |
| 12:00 | Lunch Break for the Fearsome and the Faint of Heart | Conference Room of Hunger |
| 13:00 | Tentative Meeting on the Pointlessness of our Endeavors | Conference Room of Despair |
| 14:00 | Tentative Discussion on the Folly of our Last Meeting | Conference Room of Despair |
| 15:45 | Unnecessary Break for the Insignificant | Conference Room of Boredom |