In a world where meetings are the only constant, we have found the most powerful beings to guide you through the never-ending cycle of pointless discussions.
They will teach you the art of saying "yes" to every meeting invitation, and the secrets of never leaving the conference room.
But be warned, once you learn the ways of the Meeting Prophets of Doom, there is no turning back.
Disclaimer: Meeting Prophets of Doom is not responsible for any career advancement or social anxiety disorders resulting from excessive meeting attendance.