Meetings so long, they'll drive you insane.
Our prophets are experts in the art of meeting attendance, guaranteeing you'll never leave on time.
Meet the Committee Members:
A prophet of unending meetings, Chairman McSporadic is a master of procrastination and excuse-making.
A prophet of tangential discussion, Vortexia Vortex will lead you down the rabbit hole of irrelevance.
A prophet of unnecessary documentation, Zephyr Zingpocket will drown you in a sea of unnecessary reports.