Prophecies of the Apocalypse

Meet the Prophecies of the Apocalypse, a group of esteemed individuals who have foreseen the end of the world as we know it.

They have gathered here to share their visions, warnings, and questionable life choices.

The Prophecies

Prophecy of the Coffee Shop Collapse

By Balthazar McFadden, Prophet of the Apocalypse

"I see a great darkness descending upon the land. The coffee shops of the world will be the first to fall." - Balthazar McFadden

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Prophecy of the Socks in the Dryer

Prophecy of the Socks in the Dryer

By Zephyr Wimbly, Prophet of the Apocalypse

"The socks will rise, but only to be torn asunder by the merciless dryer. Prepare for the great sockpocalypse!" - Zephyr Wimbly

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Prophecy of the Inevitable Zombie Uprising

By Thaddeus Wimbly, Prophet of the Apocalypse

"The undead will rise, and with them, the terror of the world. The living will cower in fear, and the coffee shops will be... well, already be gone." - Thaddeus Wimbly

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Stay tuned for more apocalyptic prophecies and absurdities from the meeting prophets!