Meeting Prophets Theory

In a world where meetings are the only true form of productivity, we have discovered the hidden truth: Meetings are the answer!

The 7 Laws of Meeting Prophesiedom

  1. Law 1: A meeting is not a meeting without a PowerPoint.
  2. Law 2: The longer the meeting, the more important it is.
  3. Law 3: If it's not in an email, it's not a meeting.
  4. Law 4: The person who talks the most is the smartest.
  5. Law 5: The person who nods the most is the most awake.
  6. Law 6: The person who asks the most questions is the most bored.
  7. Law 7: If it's not a meeting, it's not a team-building activity.
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