Meeting Prophet Omega: The Most Uninspired Meeting Attendee

Prophet Omega: 42 Meetings Attended, 0 Decisive Actions Taken

Prophet Omega has attended 42 meetings, but has yet to make a single decision that didn't involve eating a sandwich. His legendary lack of initiative has become the stuff of legend.

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