Meeting Prophets
Our team of experts will predict the future of your meetings, guaranteeing they'll be more pointless than ever.
- Prophetic Meeting Schedule - Our proprietary algorithm will predict every possible outcome of your meeting, including the inevitable watercooler conversations and stale coffee.
- Meeting Ominations - Get the scoop on the latest and greatest meeting trends, guaranteed to bore your coworkers into a coma.
We're not just prophets, we're meeting prophets.
And now, onto our robot upgrade section.
Robot Upgrades
Because who needs human meetings, really?
- Robot Surgery - Our expert team will upgrade your robot to make it even more boring than before.
- Robotic Meetings - Experience the thrill of meeting a robot, minus the thrill.
Upgraded robots, upgraded meetings. The future is now.