Meeting Sam, the Prophesied Prophet of Meetings

In a world where meetings never end, there's one man who knows the secret to eternal productivity: Meeting Sam. This self-proclaimed "Prophet of Meetings" has spent years mastering the art of scheduling, rescheduling, and unscheduling meetings that never actually end.

With a PhD in Meetingology, Meeting Sam is the go-to consultant for any company that wants to optimize their time-wasting, soul-sucking, coffee-guzzling meetings.