Meeting Scheduling Algorithm Explained

Meetings: the original reason for human productivity to plummet.

Meetings are the unsung heroes of corporate culture, the unsavory villains of personal time management. They bring people together, only to waste their time in pointless discussions.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for we have cracked the code to the Meeting Scheduling Algorithm (MSA). A behemoth of complexity, a beholder of bureaucratic red tape.

Here's how it works:

1. The CEO decides on a meeting, with or without consulting anyone.
2. A meeting invite is sent out, often with a cryptic subject line and an even more cryptic description.
3. The invitees, a mix of the willing and the unwilling, respond with a mix of acceptance and regret.
4. The meeting is scheduled, with the MSA's algorithmic genius deciding who sits where and when.
5. The meeting begins, with the room filled with the sound of awkward silences and the stench of stale coffee.

And so, the cycle repeats.

For those interested in the MSA's inner workings, we recommend:

• Meeting Scheduling Algorithm Technical Specifications
• Meeting Scheduling Algorithm Bug Report