Press Conference 9000: Where Prophets Meet the Press

Today, the world's greatest prophets have gathered for the most anticipated event of the year! The air is thick with expectation as they prepare to address the press and reveal their latest visions of the future.

SPEAKER 1: Prophetess Extraordinaire

Known for her crystal ball collection and impressive collection of velvet Elvis paintings, Prophetess Extraordinaire is ready to spill the beans on the meaning of life and the secrets of the universe!

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SPEAKER 2: The Oracle of the Apocalypse

With his extensive collection of interpretive dance moves and a penchant for dramatic flair, The Oracle is here to tell you that the end is near (or is it just the start of something new?)

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SPEAKER 3: The Great Seer of Slightly-Off-Color Prophesy

This enigmatic figure is ready to spill the tea on the latest trends in color theory and how they will shape the destiny of mankind. Or will they?

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