Welcome to Meeting Prophets

A gathering of visionaries, each with a single, unyielding message.

Our prophets have foreseen the futility of human endeavor, and have come to warn you of the impending doom that is the meeting.

Below, you will find our prophets, each with a unique perspective on the meaninglessness of corporate gatherings.

Prophet of the Mundane

Prophet of the Mundane's Subpages:

Why Mundane is the Best The Futility of Attending The Importance of Pretending to Listen

Prophet of the Ineffable

Prophet of the Ineffable's Subpages:

The Futility of Action Items Why Our Proposal is the Best The Importance of Not Taking Notes

Prophet of the Unremarkable

Prophet of the Unremarkable's Subpages:

The Futility of Remarkable Things Why Being Unremarkable is the Goal The Importance of Not Being Interesting