The prophets of the Redundant Meetings have spoken.

A Guide to Meetings That Never End

Welcome to the Redundant Meetings, where the only thing more abundant than ideas is the amount of time we waste on them. Our prophets have seen the future, and it looks like this:

• The meeting will start 30 minutes late.
• We will have 17 subcommittees, each with minimalist agendas.
• The coffee machine will be on the fritz.
• We will discuss the same topic for 5 hours.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our experts have developed 5 methods to make the most of your Redundant Meeting:

1. The 7-10 Rule: 7 minutes of actual work, 10 minutes of small talk.
2. The Bulletin Board Method: Pinning things to a board that nobody actually looks at.
3. The Say No Method: Saying no to every single idea until we all get bored.
4. The 5-Hundred-Club: 5 hours of actual work, 5 minutes of break time, and 500 pointless discussions.
5. The Circle of Life Method: Where every idea is born, lives, and dies in a single meeting.