Meetings: where ideas go to die, and the minutes never sleep.
But fear not, mortals, for we have discovered the hidden art of turning meetings into an all-consuming, soul-crushing force of nature.
3. The Joy of Indecision - where every decision takes 17 iterations to make.
4. The Blessing of Bureaucracy Iterations: where 3+ iterations are the new 1.
6. The Art of Adjournment: where the meeting never actually ends.
And for the truly advanced:
9. The Omni-Bureaucratic Meeting Syndrome: where meetings become the only reality.