A collection of meeting methods, specifically designed to be unnecessary and time-consuming.
A meeting where the agenda is constantly updated, only to be constantly updated again. A never-ending cycle of revision and re-revision.
Meetings will last for 5 years or more. All attendees are required to bring a spare battery for their laptops, as they will be needed for the 500th meeting of the day.
Hyperlinks to other meetings are available on the Meeting Prophets page.