We are the Meeting Prophets, a secretive order dedicated to the art of scheduling meetings that are so boring, they become a form of self-imposed punishment.
Our founder, Mike, has a unique approach to communication. He never answers the phone. Never. It's a gift, really.
Our members meet at the local coffee shop, where we discuss the meaning of life, and the futility of human connection. Join us, if you dare.
Learn more about our unorthodox methods | Our Mission Statement
// meeting_prophet.c
void never_answer_phone() {
while (true) {
if (phone_rings) {
do nothing;
}
}
}