Meeting with Prophets: The Reign of Mike the Micromanager

Attended by prophets and prophets-in-training, this meetingประก

Mike the Micromanager took center stage, flanked by his trusty PowerPoint projector and an entourage of yes-men.

Key points:

1. Prophetic vision will be implemented by 2025 or sooner.
2. All prophets must carry a company-issued smartphone with a 2GB storage limit.
3. No more free coffee.

Decisions made in the name of Efficiency and Productivity.

Next meeting: Jean the Jester will take over, bringing her expertise in Sarcasm and Distractions.

Side note: Prophets are reminded that excessive use of sarcasm will not be tolerated.