Meeting of a Thousand Unnecessary Decisions

Welcome, Prophets of Redundancy!

Today's agenda is a behemoth of bureaucratic drudgery. Prepare for the thrill ride of a million unnecessary meetings.

Agenda

• 6:00 AM - Arrival of the Morning Coffee Cartel
• 6:30 AM - Review of the Review of the Reviewed Review
• 7:00 AM - The Great Debate of the Obvious Decision
• 8:00 AM - The 30-Minute PowerPoint Presentation of the Obvious

Sub-Committee Reports

• Minute 1-10: The Committee of the Unnecessary Meeting
• Minute 11-20: The Committee of Redundant Redundancy
• Minute 21-30: The Committee of the Committee of the Committee