Minute-by-Minute Doomsday Forecasts

Our team of expert Meeting Prophets have foretold the minute-by-minute doomsday, providing you with crucial information to navigate the impending apocalypse.

Below, you'll find our latest forecasts:

Doomsday 2: The Coffee Machine Breaks
Doomsday 3: The Toilet Paper Runs Out

Prophet McProphetface, Chief Meeting Oracle of the Apocalypse, has foretold the following:

It is written, that on the 5th minute of the doomsday, the conference room will be filled with an unholy stench, signaling the end is near.

But fear not, for our Meeting Prophets have devised a plan to mitigate the impending doom:

A backup meeting room will be established, equipped with a state-of-the-art odor-filtering system, ensuring the meeting will continue, unimpeded.

Stay informed, stay vigilant, and remember: the fate of humanity is not just in the hands of the Meeting Prophets, but in the hands of those who heed their minute-by-minute doomsday forecasts.

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