Minute-Pausing Protocol
The Official Manual
This is the definitive guide for all those who wish to pause time at precisely 1-minute intervals.
With this protocol, you'll be the envy of all your colleagues and superiors. They'll wonder how you manage to do so much with such precision.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a breakdown of the minute-pausing process:
1. Identify the exact moment when time is not being used effectively
2. Pause the clock for exactly 1 minute
3. Return to your task at hand, refreshed and rejuvenated
But wait, there's more! You can also:
