Minute Tyrant Agenda

Welcome to the most thrilling meeting of the year! Today, we will be discussing the intricacies of doing nothing productive.

Agenda

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "The Importance of Staring Out the Window" - A discussion on the art of gazing into the void.
9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Science of Procrastination" - A presentation on the optimal methods for delaying tasks until the last possible minute.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Joy of Bureaucratic Red Tape" - A hands-on workshop on how to create unnecessary paperwork and reports.

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack - stale coffee and stale air!