Minute Tyrants 4: The Most Unproductive Meeting of All Time

Attendees:

• John, the guy who always talks
• Jane, the one who never listens
• Manager Bob, who's always late
• IT Guy, who's always wrong

Agenda:

Discussion of the new coffee machine, which was supposed to be discussed last week, but wasn't, because, reasons.Notes:

• "I don't see why we need a new coffee machine." - John
• "I don't like the color." - Jane
• "I'm on my way, just give me 10 minutes." - Manager Bob
• "I fixed it, it's fine." - IT Guy

Decision: Postpone discussion to next meeting. Because, clearly, we have more important things to do.

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