Minutes of the Incredibly Unproductive Meeting

Meeting Prophets of Redundancy

Presented by: Prophet of Prolonged Discussions, Prophet of Unresolved Action Items, and Prophet of Unnecessary Reports.

Summary: This meeting was a masterclass in the art of doing nothing productive. The prophets of redundancy led the discussion in a merry dance of circular logic and pointless tangents. Key takeaways include:

• We can spend up to 3 hours discussing a single idea.
• Any idea can be made more complicated with the addition of 5-10 unnecessary slides.
• We can rehash the same meeting topic for 3 consecutive meetings.

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