Agenda:
Discuss the importance of catnip in the workplace.
- Item 1: Catnip for Productivity
- Item 2: The Benefits of Scratching Posts
- Item 3: Feline Hairballs and the Economy
Mittens McFluffers: "Catnip is the key to unlocking true productivity. We must ensure that all employees are well-stocked with catnip at all times."
Whiskers O'Malley: "Agreed, but we must also address the issue of feline hairballs in the supply chain."
Binky P. Bottomsworth: "I propose we establish a new department to deal with feline hairballs. It'll be a game-changer."
Fluffers McGee: "Can I just take a catnap during the meeting, guys? I'm getting sleepy."