Minutes of Joy: Meeting Prophets
Welcome to the Meeting Prophets, where the art of taking up space is a sacred ritual.
We specialize in turning any meeting into an eternity of boredom and tedium.
Our prophets will guide you through the never-ending cycle of pointless small talk and agenda-less agendas.
- Our team of expert prophets includes: Meetingsmiths of the Apocalypse, Our Leaders of the Lost Hour, and Our Prophets of Doom.
- Our services include: Minutes of Joy, Minutes of Misery, and Minutes of Despair.
- We are proud members of the Meetingsmiths Union.
Warning: Our meetings may cause drowsiness, confusion, and a strong desire to flee.