Meeting 1: "The Pointless Discussion of Unnecessary Details"
- Item 1: Spent 20 minutes discussing the merits of beige vs. gray as a background color.
- Item 2: Discussed the optimal number of syllables in a meeting facilitator's name.
- Item 3: Debated the importance of including "fluffy" in the meeting's agenda.
Decided to reconvene in 5 minutes, only to reconvene again 2 hours later.