Meeting of Unremarkable Proportions

Minutes of the Meeting That Never Happened

Attendees:

• John "The Uninspired" Doe (Manager)
• Jane "The Unremarkable" Smith (Intern)
• Bert "The Forgotten" Employee (Catering)

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the Meeting That Never Happened
2. Reading of the Agenda That Never Existed
3. Discussion of the Unremarkable Topics

Decisions:

• To do absolutely nothing with the meeting
• To eat the free donuts provided by the catering team
• To take a 3-hour break to scroll through social media

Next Meeting: Never

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