Present: Bob, Alice, and 27 other prophets of productivity.

Agenda:

Discuss the importance of writing meeting minutes
Debate the merits of coffee machines
Decide on the color of the new office chairs

Decisions Reached:

Minutes shall be written in Comic Sans
Coffee machines shall be purchased
The new office chairs shall be neon pink

Notable Quotations:

"We must prioritize productivity, and by 'productivity' I mean coffee consumption." - Bob
"I'm not sure if the new chairs are an improvement, but at least they'll match the color of my socks." - Alice

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Bring snacks.

Side note: The prophet of productivity, Bob, was seen whispering to Alice during the meeting, but the exact nature of the conversation remains unknown.