Mission Statement 2.0: Because 1.0 was not redundant enough
We are a community of prophets who specialize in meetings that go nowhere.
Our mission is to create meetings that are so long, so tedious, and so completely unnecessary that our members' eyes glaze over, their souls are crushed, and their productivity is reduced to zero.
We are the masters of the art of doing nothing, and we're always looking for new ways to waste your time.
Join us, and together, we shall achieve the impossible: a meeting that lasts longer than 5 minutes without someone falling asleep.
Mission Statement 3.0: Because we're not done yet
Membership Form 2.0: Because we're still trying to find a reason for you to join