We, the Meeting Prophets, have gathered to redefine the art of meetings.
We reject the bland, the boring, and the banal.
Our mission is to make meetings so exciting, you'll long for more.
We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored, and we will not be scheduled for a 9-to-5.
Our prophets will speak in hushed tones, our agendas will be a blur, and our minutes will be lost in a haze of confusion.
We will meet at the crossroads of innovation and tradition, where the wild things are.
Join us, and together, we shall make the meetings to end all meetings.
Or, if you will, Manifesto Adjacent (we won't judge you)