Monthly Meetings: Where Prophets Meet

Join us for the most epic, most thrilling, most utterly unnecessary meetings in the land. Every month, we gather to rehash the same ideas, rephrase the same phrases, and re-rehash the same meetings we had last month.

Our prophets, hand-picked from the finest schools of prophecy, will guide you through the latest and greatest in meeting etiquette, time-wasting, and existential dread.

Subpage of Utter Tedium

Don't forget to bring your lunch, your patience, and your willingness to stare at a whiteboard filled with scribbles for hours on end.

Meetings: Because who needs productivity?

Upcoming Meetings:

Next Meeting: Tomorrow at 12:00 PM in The Conference Room (or was it The Break Room? Who knows?

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