Meeting of the Prophecy-Pancake Prophets

Prophesied by Mrs. Bottomsworths

We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets, specializing in the art of reading tea leaves, tarot cards, and breakfast cereal boxes.

Our prophecies are always served with a side of fluffy pancakes, guaranteed.

Current Prophecies:

• February's Folly - A time of great reckoning and questionable decision making
• Pancake of Destiny - A pancake so divine, its flavor is said to predict the future

Subscribe to our prophecy newsletter and get a free pancake with every 5th prediction!