Neo-Ron's Guide to Meeting Speak

Warning: this guide is not responsible for actual results.

Meetings are where the real work happens, but not really.

The 7 Deadly Sins of Meeting Speak

• 1. Unnecessary Jargon
• 2. Cliché-Ridden Paragraphs
• 3. Succinct Sentence Syndrome

Don't say you're "synergizing" when you're just being vague, folks.

Don't make us all "synergize" with you, either.

Meeting Etiquette

1. Arrival Etiquette

• 1.1. The Art of Being Fashionably Late
• 1.2. The Art of Being Fashionably Early

2. Participation Etiquette

• 1.1. The Art of Being a Pretentious Non-Contributor
• 1.2. The Art of Actual Contributions