Buy Your Way to a Meeting
Are you tired of actually accomplishing tasks or being productive? Do you yearn for the thrill of sitting in a conference room with a stale coffee and a PowerPoint presentation that's been sitting on the projector for weeks? Look no further! Our patented Meeting-As-A-Service (MAAS) program is here to grant your every meeting desire.
For just the low, low price of $50,000 per meeting, you'll receive:
- A complimentary "I'm Not a Morning Person" mug
- A 10-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of "synergy" and "disruption"
- A 30-minute break to grab a stale donut and refill your coffee
- A 10-minute discussion on the merits of "thinking outside the box" (which we're pretty sure is just a euphemism for "we have no idea what we're doing"
But wait, there's more! If you buy 10 meetings, you'll receive a FREE upgrade to our premium "Meeting-in-a-Box" package, which includes:
- A personalized "I'm a Meeting Pro" t-shirt
- A complimentary "Meet-Kit" with a set of high-quality meeting-themed stickers and a "World's Okayest Meeting Attendee" trophy