Prophets of the Ancient Meeting Arts

Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of Redundantia. Here, the wisest and most venerable Meeting Prophets of all time converge to share their wisdom and bore you to tears.

Legend has it that these Prophets have been convening for centuries, perfecting the art of meeting-related jargon and the science of unnecessary PowerPoint presentations.

• Meeting Legendery Proportions
• Meeting the Point
• Ancient Meeting Formulas

Below, a sampling of the prophets' collective wisdom, as ins prophetsed by the ages:

"The meeting that lasts the longest, wins.

"The more PowerPoint, the merrier.

"The meeting that starts the latest, starts the best.