Announcing the Apocalypse: Our Preparations
We're Not Panicking, No, Really
As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, we're taking the necessary steps to ensure our survival.
We've stockpiled enough canned goods to last us a lifetime, and our emergency toilet paper reserve is overflowing.
Our team of highly trained experts (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) is on standby, ready to tackle any challenges that come our way.
