Brainstorming: Apocalypse Ideas
Today's meeting was supposed to be about brainstorming ideas for the apocalypse, but let's be real, we're all just winging it.
Doomsday Prep Apocalypse ProtocolSome ideas:
1. Build a giant hamster wheel to power the office
2. Create a robot army to do all our work for us
3. Nuke the city, but only after 5 PM on Fridays
4. Use the office coffee machine as a makeshift flamethrower
5. Hold all meetings in a hidden underground bunker